<BGSOUND SRC="harlem.mid" LOOP="INFINITE"> John Connors - Running DocAn excellent Fridge, though we guess the credit goes to Ana Santz (John's other half). An assortment of Veg & Fruits was complimented by pitas, breads, sauces, and oils. For once I found I had stumbled over an ordinary fridge - quite Not-Manhattan... well as they live in NJ that could explain that!On a health basis the fridge got an Eight, for a feaster there were many of the key ingredients, and this is one house that does serve excellent foods!Dan Cappiello Water. And one botle of white wine, That's all. Uh-huh, okay, to look at this positively we'll say this is a direct and easy to locate object fridge, but still... 3/10Diane Two (nice) bottles of Champagne, with pretty labels and names that can be stood up in any company. Lots of beer in all shapes and guises, calories, years and alcohol. Maille Mustard - top notch. Numerous cliff bars with a mountainous range of flavors. Many, many power/vitamin pills, including some much touted Well-Max things. "My fridge is a blend of vitamins and beer!" But we discovered more! Apricots, sheaths of fresh corn, tahini... this was turning into a most animated delicious fridge - quite possibly the best yet. A large segment of the fridge was reserved for Aquafina - wise taking into account the humid spell hovering over Manhattan like a saturated persian rug when this survey took place. Into the freezer compartment we found frozen cherries, excellent, muffins, and the blimp - frozen croissants, well that is the first time I have ever seen a frozen croissant, so there is something new. Also English Muffins, and something that said 65% less fat which makes me wonder what the original 'thing' must have been to have more than 65% fat! Diane said something to do with Tofu... the mind boggles! All in all I could vegitate well from this fridge, so it gets a 9/10Century Man "Urm, Lots of beer, and diet soda. A bottle of Moet... waiting for anything special." Anything else?? "Yeah, loads of water - that's the bulk of it." On inspection we found much more! Green healthy things, loads of beer, and an assortment of odd things that could be described as edible, or smokeable... Sal lets c ... apple juice, punch, grape gatorade, blue powerade, sprite, fresca soft drink, lemonade, grape juice, sports shakes, cream, milk, beer; food--tuna, salsa, tortillas, bread, cheese, pickles (well, i just ate the last pickle), strawberry yogurt, a bowl filled with boiled potatoes, pasta sauce, m&ms, strawberry jam and the regular condiments; freezer--chicken breasts, hamburger meat, sausages, chicken wings, sesame rolls, onion rings, tater tots, spinach (i don't know why that's there), pasta, coffee and strawberry ice cream. ok, i am a piglet. Kiet "2 cartons of cherry apple drink (you can always get more of the artificial stuff for the same price), grape juice, soy milk, and spring water (all for my sis who was en vacance in the British Isles - I'm not that healthy), chicken quarter legs (actually now in the oven), some Jalapeno loaf and spiced luncheon loaf, American cheese slices, chunk of extra sharp cheddar (I love cheese man!), ketchup, mustard (both regular and spicy deli style), soy sauce, small bottle of hot pickled peppers, half jar of Ragu pasta sauce (a remnant of my pasta-eating days), sweet orange marmalade, 3 nectarines (my latest rage) and a bar of Toblerone. And in the freezer downstairs due to lack of space, scores of eggrolls made and sent over by me mum! Next installment for the fan club - my stash of medicines and ointments haha." Hhm, not bad at all. I must get his Mum's address and get some egg rolls shipped over to First Avenue. I think a 7/10, and an extra half a point I think for loving cheese.Ursula the Manageress After scaling the walls, slipping through the keyhole, prizing open the fridge door of this 5th Avenue apartment the cat burglars were thirsty and hungry. They had risked life and limb to try, in a bond fashion, to get the juice for the fruit, so to speak. However upon opening we found nothing. Absolutely nothing! I mean this could be storage space if nothing else - gloves, mitts and hats. But nothing. Our first ever minus ranking. Lack of food is ok, but space management? This is Manhattan! Global "the (mini in this case) fridge is a completely different topic....ahm, mrmhrrhm, the letuce dept. is filled with film, mostly 220rolls, afew 120, the shelf above, more 220rolls, then, a bottle of vodka, wont reveal the brand since i am not sponsored, then the ice dept, i can see a few bags of cold compress, a black thing, ah, thats the phone, i hate cell phones, thats a good place for it, one also gets off quickly, a frozen ear is quite painful! thats it for now, basically, due to the size of the appartment, everything lands in the fridge at some point....... RU Guinness cans (a favored tipple, and chockablock full of vitaminerals), Hershey's dark chocolate (just wait for the Vincent Rosseau story!!), Limes (yep, something green, and not mouldy, that is healthy!), philadelphia cream cheese (got it whipped too), coffee (now rustically redundant but gives off a doft of forgotten pleasures), Hummus (zimmed its way in), some protein tofu (been there months, never touched- never trusted), grey poupon (have to tell you my Dijon story one day), Banana Ketchup (left by SleepyG, and not yet opened), yogurts (love them, they're my favs), some raisins swimming in vodka (urm, a project - what can I say?), a $100 bill (hidden for emergencies) and a bottle of gin (okay every fridge has a squeaky hinge). Not bad all in all, there were other things, such as a few vegetables and sauces not worth mentioning, all in all, 6.5/10The SC's Grapes (lock, stock & smokin’ smart), a cream soda (??), three empty tubs of tofu spread (v. healthy, hmm calorie free when empty, good diet plan), a rock hard bagel (there goes a diamond tooth), ginger salad dressing (wasumi whazzit whizzu), 100% fat free milk (blue water? Hate milk in any form - I had to drink the stuff warm as a kid), fire roasted salsa (looks good), flax seed pills (contagious or what?), a bottle of Czech pilsner (hm, looks suspicious), some black olives (yum-yum). Mikey-Nikey Eggs (for the dog), Mayonnaise ("Urm FAT free!"), Soy dreams Carob ("Make sure you mention that), Strawberry Syrup ("That's more for bedroom activities.. don't write that!), Oyster Flavored Sauce ("Ah ha!), Minced Ginger (that's great on... " something we forgot), Lignan rich Flax Oil, ("I was fooled at the health shop into believing that this tasted ok!"), Sicilian style olives, ("Hey, I'm Italian, by way of the Bronx!"), 1 frozen bottle of Grigio ("That's your fault for being late!") Ouch! There were more things of course, but an overall fridge rating of 8/10 - a lot of tasty stuff. Kimka Mansions Eggs (and egg-waffles), Yogurts, Gogurts, Yimgurts (in fact every kind of cultured milk thing possible), Salami (yuck, more fat than meat), Cheeses (good source of protein), Orange Juice (Just what the Doctor ordered), Salsa (the speciality dish with soft flour tortillas), Lots of projects (packed lunches??), a copious row of bottles containing sauces and dressings (hmm, no strawberry syrup), Butter and I can't believe it's not butter (the mind boggles which to choose), Apple Juice (is this Martha Stewart ideal runner home?) and last but certainly not least 10 cartons of empty, or almost, ice cream. A good rating as it would be very easy to construct a healthy meal from the contents of this cooler, 9/10.
John Connors - Running DocAn excellent Fridge, though we guess the credit goes to Ana Santz (John's other half). An assortment of Veg & Fruits was complimented by pitas, breads, sauces, and oils. For once I found I had stumbled over an ordinary fridge - quite Not-Manhattan... well as they live in NJ that could explain that!On a health basis the fridge got an Eight, for a feaster there were many of the key ingredients, and this is one house that does serve excellent foods!
Dan Cappiello Water. And one botle of white wine, That's all. Uh-huh, okay, to look at this positively we'll say this is a direct and easy to locate object fridge, but still... 3/10
Diane Two (nice) bottles of Champagne, with pretty labels and names that can be stood up in any company. Lots of beer in all shapes and guises, calories, years and alcohol. Maille Mustard - top notch. Numerous cliff bars with a mountainous range of flavors. Many, many power/vitamin pills, including some much touted Well-Max things. "My fridge is a blend of vitamins and beer!" But we discovered more! Apricots, sheaths of fresh corn, tahini... this was turning into a most animated delicious fridge - quite possibly the best yet. A large segment of the fridge was reserved for Aquafina - wise taking into account the humid spell hovering over Manhattan like a saturated persian rug when this survey took place. Into the freezer compartment we found frozen cherries, excellent, muffins, and the blimp - frozen croissants, well that is the first time I have ever seen a frozen croissant, so there is something new. Also English Muffins, and something that said 65% less fat which makes me wonder what the original 'thing' must have been to have more than 65% fat! Diane said something to do with Tofu... the mind boggles! All in all I could vegitate well from this fridge, so it gets a 9/10
Century Man "Urm, Lots of beer, and diet soda. A bottle of Moet... waiting for anything special." Anything else?? "Yeah, loads of water - that's the bulk of it." On inspection we found much more! Green healthy things, loads of beer, and an assortment of odd things that could be described as edible, or smokeable...
Sal lets c ... apple juice, punch, grape gatorade, blue powerade, sprite, fresca soft drink, lemonade, grape juice, sports shakes, cream, milk, beer; food--tuna, salsa, tortillas, bread, cheese, pickles (well, i just ate the last pickle), strawberry yogurt, a bowl filled with boiled potatoes, pasta sauce, m&ms, strawberry jam and the regular condiments; freezer--chicken breasts, hamburger meat, sausages, chicken wings, sesame rolls, onion rings, tater tots, spinach (i don't know why that's there), pasta, coffee and strawberry ice cream. ok, i am a piglet.
Kiet "2 cartons of cherry apple drink (you can always get more of the artificial stuff for the same price), grape juice, soy milk, and spring water (all for my sis who was en vacance in the British Isles - I'm not that healthy), chicken quarter legs (actually now in the oven), some Jalapeno loaf and spiced luncheon loaf, American cheese slices, chunk of extra sharp cheddar (I love cheese man!), ketchup, mustard (both regular and spicy deli style), soy sauce, small bottle of hot pickled peppers, half jar of Ragu pasta sauce (a remnant of my pasta-eating days), sweet orange marmalade, 3 nectarines (my latest rage) and a bar of Toblerone. And in the freezer downstairs due to lack of space, scores of eggrolls made and sent over by me mum! Next installment for the fan club - my stash of medicines and ointments haha." Hhm, not bad at all. I must get his Mum's address and get some egg rolls shipped over to First Avenue. I think a 7/10, and an extra half a point I think for loving cheese.
Ursula the Manageress After scaling the walls, slipping through the keyhole, prizing open the fridge door of this 5th Avenue apartment the cat burglars were thirsty and hungry. They had risked life and limb to try, in a bond fashion, to get the juice for the fruit, so to speak. However upon opening we found nothing. Absolutely nothing! I mean this could be storage space if nothing else - gloves, mitts and hats. But nothing. Our first ever minus ranking. Lack of food is ok, but space management? This is Manhattan!
Global "the (mini in this case) fridge is a completely different topic....ahm, mrmhrrhm, the letuce dept. is filled with film, mostly 220rolls, afew 120, the shelf above, more 220rolls, then, a bottle of vodka, wont reveal the brand since i am not sponsored, then the ice dept, i can see a few bags of cold compress, a black thing, ah, thats the phone, i hate cell phones, thats a good place for it, one also gets off quickly, a frozen ear is quite painful! thats it for now, basically, due to the size of the appartment, everything lands in the fridge at some point.......
RU Guinness cans (a favored tipple, and chockablock full of vitaminerals), Hershey's dark chocolate (just wait for the Vincent Rosseau story!!), Limes (yep, something green, and not mouldy, that is healthy!), philadelphia cream cheese (got it whipped too), coffee (now rustically redundant but gives off a doft of forgotten pleasures), Hummus (zimmed its way in), some protein tofu (been there months, never touched- never trusted), grey poupon (have to tell you my Dijon story one day), Banana Ketchup (left by SleepyG, and not yet opened), yogurts (love them, they're my favs), some raisins swimming in vodka (urm, a project - what can I say?), a $100 bill (hidden for emergencies) and a bottle of gin (okay every fridge has a squeaky hinge). Not bad all in all, there were other things, such as a few vegetables and sauces not worth mentioning, all in all, 6.5/10
The SC's Grapes (lock, stock & smokin’ smart), a cream soda (??), three empty tubs of tofu spread (v. healthy, hmm calorie free when empty, good diet plan), a rock hard bagel (there goes a diamond tooth), ginger salad dressing (wasumi whazzit whizzu), 100% fat free milk (blue water? Hate milk in any form - I had to drink the stuff warm as a kid), fire roasted salsa (looks good), flax seed pills (contagious or what?), a bottle of Czech pilsner (hm, looks suspicious), some black olives (yum-yum).
Mikey-Nikey Eggs (for the dog), Mayonnaise ("Urm FAT free!"), Soy dreams Carob ("Make sure you mention that), Strawberry Syrup ("That's more for bedroom activities.. don't write that!), Oyster Flavored Sauce ("Ah ha!), Minced Ginger (that's great on... " something we forgot), Lignan rich Flax Oil, ("I was fooled at the health shop into believing that this tasted ok!"), Sicilian style olives, ("Hey, I'm Italian, by way of the Bronx!"), 1 frozen bottle of Grigio ("That's your fault for being late!") Ouch! There were more things of course, but an overall fridge rating of 8/10 - a lot of tasty stuff.
Kimka Mansions Eggs (and egg-waffles), Yogurts, Gogurts, Yimgurts (in fact every kind of cultured milk thing possible), Salami (yuck, more fat than meat), Cheeses (good source of protein), Orange Juice (Just what the Doctor ordered), Salsa (the speciality dish with soft flour tortillas), Lots of projects (packed lunches??), a copious row of bottles containing sauces and dressings (hmm, no strawberry syrup), Butter and I can't believe it's not butter (the mind boggles which to choose), Apple Juice (is this Martha Stewart ideal runner home?) and last but certainly not least 10 cartons of empty, or almost, ice cream. A good rating as it would be very easy to construct a healthy meal from the contents of this cooler, 9/10.